I want this! but I’m pregnant and can’t eat lunchmeat….ugh!
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
i don’t get why guys are so squeamish about girls not shaving during the winter. have you ever been outside in the winter? it hella cold. and hairy legs are just an adaptation to help stay warm during the winter months. girls with hairy legs showcase a fine set of survival skills and should be strong candidates for mating. you gotta start thinking practically, son.